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<p><font face="sans-serif" size="2">> -----Original Message-----<br>
  > From: Phil Simms <br>
  > Sent: Tuesday, February 9, 2001 4:14 PM<br>
  > To: Barry Sanders <br>
  > Cc: Steve Hartman, Rhonda Smalley, Jimmy Ward, Big Dave, Dean 
Fletcher<br>
  </font><font face="sans-serif" size="2"><br>
  > Subject: FW: -- 3 New Hilarious Video Clips and some more jokes.<br>
  <br>
  </font> </p>
<p>
<font face="sans-serif" size="2">> </font>Joke Lovers,<br><br>
  > Here are the video clips* <br>
  >1.&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="http://204.30.131.252/videojokes.html">Scratch &amp;
 Sniff</a> 
  - Hilarious - you gotta see this one!!!<br>
  >2.&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="http://204.30.131.252/videojokes.html">Grandma 
Scores</a> 
  - This one's Great. I don't know how they did it?<br>
  >3.&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="http://204.30.131.252/videojokes.html">Try Throwing 

  Rocks</a> - The title says it all...<br>
  <br>
> Jokemeister<br>
</p>

<P><h3>> Five Bucks -</h3>
<p><font face="sans-serif" size="2">> A man is walking around New York with 
his 
  wife. <br>
  > They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.<br>
  > A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy?
"<br>
  > "For how much?" asks the man. <br>
  > "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.<br>
  > "I'll give you five bucks," he replies.<br>
  > The hooker swears at him and walks away.<br>
  &gt; </font><font face="sans-serif" size="2">A little later, the man's wife 

  comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. <br>
  &gt; As they round the </font><font face="sans-serif" size="2">corner, 
there 
  stands the same hooker. She takes one look <br>
  > at the man and his wife and says, "HA!… see what you get for five 
bucks<i>?</i>"</font> 
  <font face="sans-serif" size="2"><br>
  > </font></p>
<p></P>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">></font><font size="4"><b> My 
Lying 
  Wife </b></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="2">&gt; "That wife 
of 
  mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated<br>
  &gt; </font></font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font 
size="2"> 
  next to him in the bar.<br>
  &gt; </font></font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font 
size="2">"How 
  do you know?" the friend asked.<br>
  &gt; </font></font><font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font 
size="2">"She 
  didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been, she <br>
  &gt; said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley." <br>
  &gt; "So?" <br>
  &gt; "So she's a liar… I spent the night with her sister Shirley." 
</font></font><br>
</p>
<p> <b> > *Please Note - to view the video clips you may need to load Windows 
Media Player<br>
  >  from Microsoft.<br>
  &gt; </b></p>
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