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Date: September 20, 2001
Subject: Earn money sending e-mails.  It's easy!

Dear Friend,

You can earn $50,000 or more in the next 90 days sending e-mail. Seem
impossible? Is there a catch?  NO, there is no catch; just send your e-mails
and be on your way to financial freedom. 

Basically, I send out as many of these e-mails as I can, then people send me
cash in the mail for information that I just e-mail back to them. Everyday, I
make a three minute drive to my P.O. Box knowing that there are at least a
few hundred dollars waiting for me.  And the best part, IT IS COMPLETELY LEGAL.

Just read the next few paragraphs and see what you think. If you like what
you read, great! If you don't, read it again because you must have missed
something.

"AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TELEVISION" 

"Making over a half million dollars every 6 months from your home for an
investment of only $25 US dollars expense ONE TIME.  THANKS TO THE COMPUTER
AGE AND THE INTERNET, BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!  Before
you say, "No Way!" read the following. This is the letter you've been reading
about in the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on the
Internet, a major nightly news program recently devoted an entire show to the
investigation of the program described below to see if it really can make
people money. 

The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their
findings proved once and for all that there are absolutely no laws
prohibiting the participation in this program. This has helped to show people
that this is a simple, harmless, and fun way to make some extra money at home. 

The results of this show have been truly remarkable. So many people are
participating that those involved are doing much better than ever before.
Since everyone makes more as more people try it out, its been very exciting
to be a part of it lately. You will understand once you experience it. 

"HERE IT IS BELOW" 

*** Print This Now For Future Reference *** 

The following income opportunity is one you may be interested in taking a
look at. It can be started with VERY LITTLE investment ($25) and the income
return is TREMENDOUS!!! 

THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY. 

It does not require you to come into contact with people, do any hard work,
and best of all, you never have to leave your house except to get the mail. 

Simply follow the instructions, and you really can make this happen. This
e-mail order marketing program works every time if you put in the effort to
make it work. E-mail is the sales tool of the future. Take advantage of this
non-commercialized method of advertising NOW! 

The longer you wait, the more savvy people will be taking your business using
e-mail. Get what is rightfully yours. Program yourself for success and dare
to think BIG. It sounds corny, but it's true. You'll never make it big if you
don't have this belief system in place. 

MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability.  It is being
taught in the Harvard Business School, and both Stanford Research and the
Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 65% of all goods and
services will be sold through multi-level methods. 
This is a Multi-Billion Dollar industry and of the 500,000 millionaires in
the U.S., 20% (100,000) made their fortune in the last several years in MLM.
Moreover, statistics show 45people become millionaires everyday through
Multi-Level Marketing. 

You may have heard this story before, but Donald Trump made an appearance on
the David Letterman show. Dave asked him what he would do if he lost
everything and had to start over from scratch. Without hesitating Trump said
he would find a good network marketing company and get to work. 
The audience, started to hoot and boo him. He looked out at the audience and
dead-panned his response. "That's why I'm sitting up here and you are all
sitting out there!" 

With network marketing you have two sources of income. Direct commissions
from sales you make yourself and commissions from sales made by people you
introduce to the business. 

Residual income is the secret of the wealthy. It means investing time and
money once, and getting paid again and again and again. In network marketing,
it also means getting paid for the work of others. 

The enclosed information is something I almost let slip through my fingers.
Fortunately, sometime later I reread everything and gave some thought and
study to it.

My name is Jonathan Rourke. Two years ago, the corporation I worked at for
the past twelve years down- sized and my position was eliminated. After
unproductive job interviews, I decided to open my own business. Over the past
year, I incurred many unforeseen financial problems. I owed my family,
friends and creditors over $35,000. The economy was taking a toll on my
business and I just couldn't seem to make ends meet. I had to refinance and
borrow against my home to support my family and struggling business. AT THAT
MOMENT something significant happened in my life and I am writing to share
that experience in hopes that this will change your life FOREVER
FINANCIALLY!!! 

In mid December, I received this program via e-mail. Six month's prior to
receiving this program, I had been sending away for information on various
business opportunities. All of the programs I received, in my opinion were
not cost effective. They were either too difficult for me to comprehend or
the initial investment was too much for me to risk to see if they would work
or not. One claimed that I would make a million dollars in one year. It
didn't tell me I'd have to write a book to make it! 

But like I was saying, in December I received this program. I didn't send for
it, or ask for it; they just got my name off a mailing list. THANK GOODNESS
FOR THAT!!! 
After reading it several times, to make sure I was reading it correctly, I
couldn't believe my eyes. 

Here was a MONEY MAKING PHENOMENON. 

I could invest as much as I wanted to start without putting me further into
debt. After I got a pencil and paper and figured it out, I would at least get
my money back. But like most of you I was still a little skeptical and a
little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with
the U.S. Post Office (1-800-725-2161 24 hrs) and they confirmed that it is
indeed legal! After determining the program was LEGAL and NOT A CHAIN LETTER,
I decided "WHY NOT." 

Initially I sent out 10,000 e-mails. It cost me about $15 for my time
on-line. The great thing about e-mail is that I don't need any money for
printing to send out the program, and because all of my orders are filled via
e-mail, the only expense is my time. I am telling you like it is. I hope it
doesn't turn you off, but I promised myself that I would not 'rip-off"
anyone, no matter how much money it cost me. 
Here is the basic version of what you need to do: 

Your first goal is to receive at least 20 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks
of your first program going out. IF YOU DON'T, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL
YOU DO. 

Your second goal is to receive at least 150+ orders for Report #2 within 4
weeks. IF NOT, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO. 

Once you have your 150 orders, relax, you've met your goal. You will make
$50,000+ but keep at it! If you don't get 150 right off, keep at it! It may
take some time for your down line to build. Keep at it, stay focused, and do
not let yourself get distracted. 

In less than one week, I was starting to receive orders for REPORT #1. I kept
at it - kept mailing out the program and by January 13, 1 had received 26
orders for REPORT #1. My first step in making $50,000 in 90 days was done. 

By January 30, 1 had received 196 orders for REPORT #2; 46 more than I
needed. So I sat back and relaxed. By March 1, of my e-mailing of 10,000, I
received $58,000 with more coming in every day. I paid off ALL my debts and
bought a much needed new car. Please take time to read the attached program,
IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!  Remember, it won't work if you don't try
it. This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the
rules of not trying to place your name in a different place. It won't work,
you'll lose out on a lot of money! 

In order for this program to work very fast, try to meet your goal of 20+
orders for Report #1, and 150+ orders for Report #2 and you will make $50,000
or more in 90 days. If you don't reach the first two goals with in four
weeks, relax, you will still make a ton of money, it may take a few months or
so longer. But keep mailing out the programs and stay focused! That's the
key.  I AM LIVING PROOF THAT IT WORKS!!! If you choose not to participate in
this program, I am sorry. It really is a great opportunity with little cost
or risk to you. If you choose to participate, follow the program and you will
be on your way to financial security. 

If you are a fellow business owner and are in financial trouble like I was,
or you want to start your own business, consider this a sign. I DID! 
-Sincerely,  Jonathan Rourke 

P.S.  Do you have any idea what 11,700 $5 bills ($58,000) look like piled up
on a kitchen table? IT'S AWESOME!

A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: 

By the time you have read the enclosed program and reports, you should have
concluded that such a program, and one that is legal, could not have been
created by an amateur. 

Let me tell you a little about myself. I had a profitable business for 10
years. Then in 1979 my business began falling off. I was doing the same
things that were previously successful for me, but it wasn't working. 

Finally, I figured it out. It wasn't me; it was the economy. Inflation and
recession had replaced the stable economy that had been with us since 1945. 

I don't have to tell you what happened to the unemployment rate...because
many of you know from first hand experience. There were more failures and
bankruptcies than ever before. 

The middle class was vanishing. Those who knew what they were doing invested
wisely and moved up. Those who did not including those who never had anything
to save or invest were moving down into the ranks of the poor. 

As the saying goes, 'THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR GET POORER." The
traditional Methods of making money will never allow you to "move up" or "get
rich". Inflation will see to that. 

You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for
the rest of your life, with "NO RISK"and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT." You
can make more money in the next few months than you have ever imagined. 

Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way. It
works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this
exciting report to everyone you can think of. One of the people you send this
to may send out 50,000 ... and your name will be on everyone of them! 

Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you will
reach. 

So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
opportunity to become financially independent.  IT IS UP TO YOU NOW! 

"THINK ABOUT IT." Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I
almost did, take a little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Get a
pencil and figure out what could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the
worst possible response and no matter how you calculate it, you will still
make a lot of money! You will definitely get back what you invested. Any
doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in. IT WORKS! -Jody
Jacobs, Richmond, VA 

HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLAR$ 

This method of raising capital REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY TIME. I am sure that
you could use up to $50,000 or more in the next 90 days. 

Before you say "No Way!" please read this program carefully. This is not a
chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making opportunity. Basically, this
is what you do:  As with all multilevel businesses, we- build our business by
recruiting new partners and selling our products. Every state in the USA
allows you to recruit new multilevel business partners, and we offer a
product for EVERY dollar sent. YOUR ORDERS COME BY MAIL AND ARE FILLED BY
E-MAIL, so you are not involved in personal selling. You do it privately in
your own home, store, or office. 

This is the GREATEST Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing anywhere: This is what
you MUST do. 

1. Order all 5 reports shown on the list below (You can't sell them if you
don't have them). 

* For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE
ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR NAME & RETURN ADDRESS (in case of a
problem). 

*MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE - IN CASE OF ANY MAIL
PROBLEMS! 

* When you place your order, make sure you order each of the five reports.
You need all five reports so that you can save them on your computer and
resell them. 

* Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the five reports.
Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the
1,000's of people who will order them from you. 

2. IMPORTANT- DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to
each report, or their order
on the list in any way other than as instructed below in steps "a" through
'g" or you will lose out on the majority of your profits. Once you understand
the way this works you'll also see how it doesn't work if you change it.
Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter it, it will not work. 

a. Look below for the listing of available reports. 

b. After you've ordered the. five reports, take this Advertisement and remove
the name and address under REPORT #5. This person has made it through the
cycle and is no doubt counting their $50,000! 

c. Move the name and address under REPORT #4 down to REPORT #5. 

d. Move the name and address under REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4. 

e. Move the name and address under REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3 

f. Move the name and address under REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2. 

g. Insert your name and address in the REPORT #1 position. 

Please make sure you copy every name and address ACCURATELY! Copy and paste
method works well,.

3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and save it
to your computer. Make NO changes to the Instruction portion of this letter. 

Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing (surely you can
afford $25). You obviously already have an Internet Connection and e-mail is
FREE! 

To assist you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you
purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which
includes how to send bulk e-mails, where to find thousands of free classified
ads and much, much more. 

Here are two primary methods of building your downline: 

METHOD #1: SENDING BULK E-MAIL 

Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we'll
assume you and all those involved send out only 2,000 programs each. Let's
also assume that the mailing receives a 0.5% response. Using a good list, the
response could be much better. Also, many people will send out hundreds of
thousands of programs instead of 2,000. But continuing with this example, you
send out only 2,000 programs. With a 0.5% response, that is only 10 orders
for REPORT #1. Those 10 people respond by sending out 2,000 programs each for
a total of 20,000. Out of those 0.5%, 100 people respond and order REPORT #2. 

Those 100 mail out 2,000 programs each for a total of 200,000. The 0.5%
response to that is 1,000 orders for REPORT #3. Those 1,000 send out 2,000
programs each for a 2,000,000 total. The 0.5% response to that is I 0,000
orders for REPORT #4. That amounts to 10,000 each of $5 bills for you in CASH
MONEY! Then think about level five!  That's $500,000 alone!

Your total income in this example is $50 + $500 + $5,000+ $50,000 + $500,000
for a total of $555,550!!! 

REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 1,990 OUT OF THE 2,000 PEOPLE YOU MAIL TO
WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM! DARE TO THINK FOR A MOMENT
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE, OR HALF SENT OUT 100,000 PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF
2,000. Believe me, many people will do just that and more! 

REPORT #2 will show you the best methods for bulk e-mailing, and e-mail
software. 

METHOD #2 - PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET 

1. Advertising on the Net is very, very inexpensive, and there are HUNDREDS
of FREE places to advertise. Let's say you decide to start small just to see
how well it works. Assume your goal is to get ONLY 10 people to participate
on your first level. Placing a lot of FREE ads on the internet will EASILY
get a larger response. Also assume that everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION
gets ONLY 10 downline members. Follow this example to achieve the STAGGERING
results below: 

1st level-your 10 members with $5 ....... $50 
2nd level-10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100) ....... $500 
3rd level-10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000).......  $5,000 
4th level-10 members from those 1,000 ($5 x 10k) .......  $50,000 
5th level-10 members from those 10,000 ($5 x 100k) .......  $500,000

THIS TOTALS     -      $555,550 

Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only recruit
10 people each. Think for a moment what would happen if they got 20 people to
participate! Most people get 100's of participants. 

THINK ABOUT IT! For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them
the report they ordered. THAT'S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL
ORDERS! This will guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out with YOUR name and
address on it will be prompt because they can't advertise until they receive
the report! 

AVAILABLE REPORTS         *** Order Each REPORT by NUMBER, AND NAME *** 

* ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH (U.S. CURRENCY) FOR EACH REPORT. CHECKS NOT ACCEPTED *
- ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL - Make sure the cash is
concealed by wrapping it in at least two sheets of paper (SO THAT THE BILL
CAN'T BE SEEN AGAINST LIGHT)  On one of those sheets of paper include: 
(a) the number & name of the report you are ordering,
(b) your e-mail address, and 
(c) your name & postal address (in case your e-mail provider encounters
problems). 

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW: 

REPORT #1 "The Insiders Guide to Advertizing for Free on the Internet" 

ORDER REPORT FROM: 
Randy Ballard 
P.O. Box 8 
Osprey, FL 34229 

REPORT #2 "The Insiders Guide to Sending Bulk E-rnail on the Internet" 

ORDER REPORT #2 FROM: 
Carolyn Bryan
5666 Beneva Woods Circle
Sarasota, FL 34233

REPORT #3 "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet" 

ORDER REPORT #3 FROM: 
Tom Schneider	
8490 McIntosh Road
Sarasota, FL 34238 

REPORT #4 'How to become a Millionaire utilizing the Power of Multilevel
Marketing and the Internet" 

ORDER REPORT #4 FROM: 
Sherry Gebhardt
81719 Lido Avenue
Indio, CA 92201

REPORT #5 "How to Send One Million E-Mails for Free."

ORDER REPORT #5 FROM: 
Christin Joy
CPO 2398
501 E. College Ave
Wheaton, IL 60187

About 50,000 new people get online every month! 

******* TIPS FOR SUCCESS ******* 

* TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow the
directions accurately. 

* Send for the five reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when the orders
start coming in. When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested
product/report. 

* ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE. 

* Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the instructions
exactly, your results WILL BE SUCCESSFUL! 

* ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL SUCCEED! 

******* YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES ******* 

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: 

Start posting ads as soon as you mail off for the reports! By the time you
start receiving orders, your reports will be in your mailbox! For now,
something simple, such as posting on message boards something to the effect
of "Would you like to know how to earn $50,000 working out of your house with
NO initial investment? Email me with the keywords "more info" to find out
how. And, when they email you, send them this report in response! 

If you don't receive 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks, continue
advertising or sending e-mails until you do. 

Then, a couple of weeks later you should receive at least 100 orders for
REPORT#2. If you don't, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
Once you have received 100 or more orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX,
because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to
roll in! 

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on the list
you are placed in front of a DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of your
PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. If you want
to generate more income, send another batch of e-mails or continue placing
ads and start the whole process again! There is no limit to the income you
will generate from this business! 

Before you make your decision as to whether or not you participate in this
program, answer one question ...
DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE? If the answer is yes, please look at the
following facts about this program: 

1. YOU ARE SELLING A PRODUCT WHICH DOES NOT COST ANYTHING TO PRODUCE! 

2. YOU ARE SELLING A PRODUCT WHICH DOES NOT COST ANYTHING TO SHIP! 

3. YOU ARE SELLING A PRODUCT WHICH DOES NOT COST YOU ANYTHING TO ADVERTISE! 

4. YOU ARE UTILIZING THE POWER OF THE INTERNET AND THE POWER OF MULTI-LEVEL
MARKETING TO DISTRIBUTE YOUR PRODUCT ALL OVER THE WORLD!
 
5. YOUR ONLY EXPENSES OTHER THAN YOUR INITIAL $25 INVESTMENT IS YOUR TIME! 

6. VIRTUALLY ALL OF THE INCOME YOU GENERATE FROM THIS PROGRAM IS PURE PROFIT! 

7. THIS PROGRAM WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER. 

******* TESTIMONIALS******* 

This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the rule
of not trying to place your name in a different position, it won't work and
you'll lose a lot of potential income. I'm living proof that it works. It
really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money, with little cost
to you. If you do choose to participate, follow the program exactly, and
you'll be on your way to financial security. -Steven Bardfield, Portland, OR 

My name is Mitchell.  My wife, Jody, and I live in Chicago, IL. I am a cost
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I
received the program I grumbled to Jody about receiving "junk mail." I made
fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and
percentages involved. I 'knew' it wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my
supposed intelligence and jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of
her, and was ready to lay the old 'I told you so' on her when the thing
didn't work... well, the laugh was on me! Within two weeks she had received
over 50 responses. Within 45 days she had received over $147,200 in $5 bills!
I was shocked! I was sure that I had it all figured and that it wouldn't
work. I AM a believer now. I have joined Jody in her "hobby. " I did have
seven more years until retirement, but I think of the 'rat race,' and it's
not for me. We owe it all to MLM. -Mitchell Wolf MD., Chicago, IL. 

The. main reason for this letter is to convince you that this system is
honest, lawful, extremely profitable, and is a way to get a large amount of
money in a short time. I was approached several times before 1 checked this
out. I joined just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal
effort and money required. To my astonishment I received $36,470.00 in the
first 14 weeks, with money still coming in. 
-Charles Morris, Esq. 

Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to
participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I decided that the
initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't
get enough orders to at least get my money back. Boy, was I surprised when I
found my medium- size post office box crammed with orders! For awhile, it got
so overloaded that I had to start picking up my mail at the window. I'll make
more money this year than any 10 years of my life before. The nice thing
about this deal is that it doesn't matter where people live. There simply
isn't a better investment with a faster return.  -Paige Willis, Des Moines, IA 

I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered if I
shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get
another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed another program ... 11
months passed then it came ... I didn't delete this one! ... I made. more
than $41,000 on the first try!!  -Violet Wilson, Johnstown, PA 

This is my third time to participate in this plan. We have quit our jobs, and
will soon buy a home on the beach and live off the interest on our money. The
only way on earth that this plan will work for you is if you do it. For your
sake, and for your family's sake don't pass up this golden opportunity. Good
luck and happy spending!  -Kerry Ford, Centerport, NY 

IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!  Take 5 minutes to Change Your Future!

ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM! 

FOR YOUR INFORMATION: If you need help with starting a business, registering
a business name, learning how income tax is handled, etc., contact your local
office of the Small Business Administration (a Federal agency) 1(800)
827-5722 for free help and answers to questions. Also, the Internal Revenue
Service offers free help via telephone and free seminars about business tax
requirements. 

Under Bill S1618 Title HI passed by the 105th US Congress this letter cannot
be considered spam as long as the sender includes contact information and a
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STOP! If you never read another e-mail PLEASE take a moment to read this one.
This really is worth your valuable time.  

At the very least PRINT THIS OUT NOW to read later if you are pressed for
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