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From: Marcus Hale Sent: July 28, 2025, 07:05 AM To: Office Ops Group Subject: Monday Printer Issue Hey all, Heads-up — the main printer near the break room is throwing a jam error again and won’t print anything over 3 pages. I already tried rebooting and checking trays 1 & 2. If anyone has a workaround let me know — I’ll submit a ticket just in case. Thanks, Marcus --- From: Elena Ruiz Sent: July 28, 2025, 07:30 AM To: Office Ops Group Subject: Re: Monday Printer Issue Thanks Marcus — yeah I had the same issue last week but it magically started working again after someone pulled tray 3 halfway out and shoved it back. No idea why that helps but worth a shot. I’ll bring in the mini Brother printer from the front desk as backup just in case. — Elena --- From: Bryan West Sent: July 28, 2025, 07:55 AM To: Office Ops Group Subject: Re: Monday Printer Issue Appreciate the heads up. I also noticed the toner low light flashing since last Friday. Might be worth checking if we’ve got another cartridge in the supply cabinet. Also FYI: I’m bringing donuts in by 9:15 if the tech gods smile upon us. — Bryan --- From: Marcus Hale Sent: July 28, 2025, 08:20 AM To: Office Ops Group Subject: Re: Monday Printer Issue Update — tray 3 trick didn’t work for me but Elena’s Brother printer saved the day. Still logging the issue with support in case it's a hardware thing. Donuts = best backup plan though. Appreciate you both. — Marcus

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From: Marcus Hale  
Sent: July 28, 2025, 07:05 AM  
To: Office Ops Group  
Subject: Monday Printer Issue

Hey all,

Heads-up — the main printer near the break room is throwing a jam error again and won’t print anything over 3 pages. I already tried rebooting and checking trays 1 & 2. If anyone has a workaround let me know — I’ll submit a ticket just in case.

Thanks,  
Marcus

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From: Elena Ruiz  
Sent: July 28, 2025, 07:30 AM  
To: Office Ops Group  
Subject: Re: Monday Printer Issue

Thanks Marcus — yeah I had the same issue last week but it magically started working again after someone pulled tray 3 halfway out and shoved it back. No idea why that helps but worth a shot.

I’ll bring in the mini Brother printer from the front desk as backup just in case.

— Elena

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From: Bryan West  
Sent: July 28, 2025, 07:55 AM  
To: Office Ops Group  
Subject: Re: Monday Printer Issue

Appreciate the heads up. I also noticed the toner low light flashing since last Friday. Might be worth checking if we’ve got another cartridge in the supply cabinet.

Also FYI: I’m bringing donuts in by 9:15 if the tech gods smile upon us.

— Bryan

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From: Marcus Hale  
Sent: July 28, 2025, 08:20 AM  
To: Office Ops Group  
Subject: Re: Monday Printer Issue

Update — tray 3 trick didn’t work for me but Elena’s Brother printer saved the day. Still logging the issue with support in case it's a hardware thing.

Donuts = best backup plan though.  
Appreciate you both.

— Marcus

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