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FedEx Support Update

I meant to reply sooner, but the week got away from me and I kept starting a note in my head without ever sending it.

I did try the route you suggested for the park loop, and it was actually much calmer in the early morning than I expected.

The ducks were ridiculous as usual, and there were only a few runners out, so it felt pretty peaceful.

I think you were right that taking the longer path makes it easier to clear my head before the day gets noisy.

I also finally repotted the plant by the window, and it already looks less dramatic and droopy.

I am pretending that means I know what I am doing now, which is obviously not true.

If you are still free this weekend, I could stop by in the afternoon and bring that book back.

Also, let me know if you want me to save some of those lemon biscuits.

FedEx

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Your recent lost shipment fell short of the standard FedEx aims to deliver. To make this right, you can select one complimentary gift and confirm shipment to your address on file.

Your gift options

Choose AirPods, Apple Watch, or Beats by Dre headphones.

No payment is required. This is a goodwill replacement benefit offered in response to the service failure.

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Review the gift choices, complete secure verification, and confirm the shipping destination already associated with your delivery profile.

Claim window

Please complete selection within 14 days. After verification, your chosen item will be shipped directly to the address on file.

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We regret the inconvenience caused by the lost package. The selection process is streamlined, intentional, and built to keep your next step simple.

Redeem Your Lost Item Claim

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I finally took your advice and cleaned out the hall closet, and apparently I have been storing an entire lifetime of lonely tote bags in there.

I found scarves I forgot about, two notebooks with barely a page used, and a puzzle missing exactly one piece, which feels strangely on brand for me.

The funny part is that the whole thing only took an hour once I actually started, so I spent more time avoiding it than doing it.

I set aside the jackets for donation and moved the boots to the bottom shelf, which somehow made the whole apartment feel calmer.

I also put the extra mugs in a box because nobody needs that many and I keep pretending each one has a purpose.

Next time you come over, the entryway might look like a functional adult lives here.

That alone feels like progress worth celebrating with tea and gossip.

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    I meant to reply sooner, but the week got away from me and I kept starting a note in my head without ever sending it.<br>
    I did try the route you suggested for the park loop, and it was actually much calmer in the early morning than I expected.<br>
    The ducks were ridiculous as usual, and there were only a few runners out, so it felt pretty peaceful.<br>
    I think you were right that taking the longer path makes it easier to clear my head before the day gets noisy.<br>
    I also finally repotted the plant by the window, and it already looks less dramatic and droopy.<br>
    I am pretending that means I know what I am doing now, which is obviously not true.<br>
    If you are still free this weekend, I could stop by in the afternoon and bring that book back.<br>
    Also, let me know if you want me to save some of those lemon biscuits.
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    I finally took your advice and cleaned out the hall closet, and apparently I have been storing an entire lifetime of lonely tote bags in there.<br>
    I found scarves I forgot about, two notebooks with barely a page used, and a puzzle missing exactly one piece, which feels strangely on brand for me.<br>
    The funny part is that the whole thing only took an hour once I actually started, so I spent more time avoiding it than doing it.<br>
    I set aside the jackets for donation and moved the boots to the bottom shelf, which somehow made the whole apartment feel calmer.<br>
    I also put the extra mugs in a box because nobody needs that many and I keep pretending each one has a purpose.<br>
    Next time you come over, the entryway might look like a functional adult lives here.<br>
    That alone feels like progress worth celebrating with tea and gossip.
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