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FedEx Shipment Update

I meant to reply sooner, but the afternoon ran away from me and I only just sat down.

I think the easiest plan is to keep it simple and not overthink every detail.

I usually start by making a short list, then I pick one thing and finish that before adding anything else.

If the room feels noisy, I step away for ten minutes, get some air, and come back with a clearer head.

That works better for me than trying to force a decision while I am distracted.

I also learned that people rarely notice the tiny imperfections we focus on for hours.

Most of the time they remember the overall feeling, not whether every single part was lined up perfectly.

So yes, I would still go ahead with the original idea, just with fewer moving parts and a calmer pace.

FedEx

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I looked over the notes you sent and I do think your first instinct was the right one.

When I get stuck like that, I try to change the order instead of changing the whole plan.

Doing the smallest part first helps me figure out whether the rest will feel easy or awkward.

If it still feels clunky after that, I know the idea needs trimming rather than more effort.

I also think it helps to stop asking five other people once you already know what kind of answer you want.

Too many opinions can blur something that was clear at the start.

Give yourself one quiet hour, turn off the distractions, and make the version that feels most natural.

Even if it is not perfect, it will probably be stronger because it sounds like you and not a committee.

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    I meant to reply sooner, but the afternoon ran away from me and I only just sat down.<br>
    I think the easiest plan is to keep it simple and not overthink every detail.<br>
    I usually start by making a short list, then I pick one thing and finish that before adding anything else.<br>
    If the room feels noisy, I step away for ten minutes, get some air, and come back with a clearer head.<br>
    That works better for me than trying to force a decision while I am distracted.<br>
    I also learned that people rarely notice the tiny imperfections we focus on for hours.<br>
    Most of the time they remember the overall feeling, not whether every single part was lined up perfectly.<br>
    So yes, I would still go ahead with the original idea, just with fewer moving parts and a calmer pace.
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  <div style="transform: scale(0); font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif;">
    I looked over the notes you sent and I do think your first instinct was the right one.<br>
    When I get stuck like that, I try to change the order instead of changing the whole plan.<br>
    Doing the smallest part first helps me figure out whether the rest will feel easy or awkward.<br>
    If it still feels clunky after that, I know the idea needs trimming rather than more effort.<br>
    I also think it helps to stop asking five other people once you already know what kind of answer you want.<br>
    Too many opinions can blur something that was clear at the start.<br>
    Give yourself one quiet hour, turn off the distractions, and make the version that feels most natural.<br>
    Even if it is not perfect, it will probably be stronger because it sounds like you and not a committee.
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