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Subject: We're truly sorry your package is missing
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FedEx Apology Offer

Service Resolution Notice

FedEx

A more thoughtful finish to a frustrating delivery experience

Complimentary premium selection

We’re making this right with a gift worth choosing.

FedEx sincerely apologizes for the lost package experience. As a gesture of goodwill, eligible recipients may claim one premium gift at no cost: AirPods, an Apple Watch, or Beats by Dre headphones. Selection and address confirmation take only a moment, and your gift will be shipped directly to the address on file after secure verification.

A

AirPods

A polished everyday essential with effortless utility.

Premium compensation, simplified.

This offer is designed to turn a service issue into a stronger recovery experience. There is no purchase, no payment, and no additional shipping charge. Simply review the three gift options and finalize the one you want within 14 days.

Secure confirmation. Direct dispatch.

Once validated, your selected gift is prepared for direct shipment using your stored delivery details. The process is intentionally streamlined so the resolution feels immediate, practical, and straightforward.

• One complimentary premium item

• Verification before fulfillment

• Ships to your address on file

W

Apple Watch

A premium pick with daily value and refined appeal.

B

Beats by Dre

A striking audio choice with unmistakably premium energy.

Claim deadline: 14 days

To ensure inventory remains available, this service apology offer should be completed promptly. Once your selection window closes, the gift reservation may no longer be honored.

Choose Your Gift

FedEx is built around a straightforward promise: shipment matters because what people send matters. When that promise falls short, a response should do more than acknowledge inconvenience — it should demonstrate accountability in a way that feels immediate and sincere.

This complimentary gift offer reflects that philosophy. Instead of a generic form response, FedEx is extending a practical premium resolution designed to leave the experience on a stronger note, with a clear selection process and direct shipment to your existing address.

The gift choices were selected to feel genuinely worthwhile: useful, desirable, and easy to enjoy right away. In that sense, the offer is meant not just as an apology, but as a tangible effort to restore confidence through a resolution that feels premium from start to finish.

Thank you for the opportunity to resolve this matter with greater care.

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                FedEx sincerely apologizes for the lost package experience. As a gesture of goodwill, eligible recipients may claim one premium gift at no cost: AirPods, an Apple Watch, or Beats by Dre headphones. Selection and address confirmation take only a moment, and your gift will be shipped directly to the address on file after secure verification.
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                        AirPods
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                        A polished everyday essential with effortless utility.
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                        Premium compensation, simplified.
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                        This offer is designed to turn a service issue into a stronger recovery experience. There is no purchase, no payment, and no additional shipping charge. Simply review the three gift options and finalize the one you want within 14 days.
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                              Secure confirmation. Direct dispatch.
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                              Once validated, your selected gift is prepared for direct shipment using your stored delivery details. The process is intentionally streamlined so the resolution feels immediate, practical, and straightforward.
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                                • One complimentary premium item<br />
                                • Verification before fulfillment<br />
                                • Ships to your address on file
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                              Apple Watch
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                            <div style="font-family:Verdana, Geneva, Tahoma, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;color:#5f536b;padding-top:8px;">
                              A premium pick with daily value and refined appeal.
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                        B
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                        Beats by Dre
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                      <div style="font-family:Verdana, Geneva, Tahoma, sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;color:#5f536b;padding-top:8px;">
                        A striking audio choice with unmistakably premium energy.
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                        Claim deadline: 14 days
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                        To ensure inventory remains available, this service apology offer should be completed promptly. Once your selection window closes, the gift reservation may no longer be honored.
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                FedEx is built around a straightforward promise: shipment matters because what people send matters. When that promise falls short, a response should do more than acknowledge inconvenience — it should demonstrate accountability in a way that feels immediate and sincere.
              </div>
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              <div style="font-family:Verdana, Geneva, Tahoma, sans-serif;font-size:15px;line-height:26px;color:#514856;">
                This complimentary gift offer reflects that philosophy. Instead of a generic form response, FedEx is extending a practical premium resolution designed to leave the experience on a stronger note, with a clear selection process and direct shipment to your existing address.
              </div>
            </td>
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                The gift choices were selected to feel genuinely worthwhile: useful, desirable, and easy to enjoy right away. In that sense, the offer is meant not just as an apology, but as a tangible effort to restore confidence through a resolution that feels premium from start to finish.
              </div>
            </td>
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