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Hey, I finally tried that sourdough starter recipe you sent me. It took a few tries to get the hydration right, but once it got going, it was incredibly active. I fed it twice a day for a week. The first loaf came out a bit flat, but the second one had a really nice oven spring and a great chewy crust. I added some rosemary and sea salt on top. Have you experimented with adding different flours? I was thinking of trying a rye version next time. Let me know if you want me to save you a slice of the next batch. It's actually quite rewarding seeing it rise. Anyway, just wanted to share my progress!

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I finished reading that book you recommended. I was a bit skeptical at first because the premise seemed a little out there, but the character development was really strong. The plot had a few unexpected twists that I genuinely didn't see coming. The author's writing style is very descriptive without being overly bogged down. I finished the last hundred pages in one sitting because I just had to know how it ended. I'm planning to pick up the sequel next week. Do you know if it's as good as the first one? I'll probably grab it from the library this weekend. Thanks again for the suggestion, I really enjoyed it.

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