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Yeah I totally get what you mean — we tried that Thai place on Elm last Friday and honestly it was way better than I expected. The basil chicken had this smoky finish that reminded me of that little stall we found in Portland. Anyway I told Jen about it and she wants to go this weekend so I guess we're doing a repeat. She also mentioned she finally fixed the leaky faucet in the guest bath — took her like two hours and three trips to the hardware store but hey it's done now. I still haven't finished that book you lent me sorry. I keep falling asleep after like ten pages. It's not the book it's me I swear. Maybe I'll try reading it outside this weekend since the weather is supposed to be nice. Let me know if you want to grab coffee Saturday morning.

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Oh funny you should ask — we finally painted the living room last weekend and it turned out way better than I thought it would. We went with a warm gray called "Driftwood" and it totally changed how the light bounces around in there. My sister helped and she spilled a whole cup of coffee on the drop cloth but honestly that was the only real disaster. The ceilings were higher than we expected so we had to improvise with an extension pole. Anyway I still have to touch up the trim because my hand is not as steady as I thought. Also the cat walked through the paint tray and left little paw prints all the way down the hall so that was a whole thing. Let me know if you want to come see it — maybe we can finally do that dinner we keep talking about.

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