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Yeah, I totally get what you mean about the book club selection this month — I was honestly a little skeptical when I saw the title, but after the first chapter I couldn't put it down. The way the author describes the coastal town in autumn makes you feel like you're right there walking along the pier. I finished it last night and already texted my sister to grab a copy so we can talk about it. She's been traveling for work and said she needed something light but not fluffy, and I think this hits that balance perfectly. Let me know if you want me to drop off my copy when you're done with yours. Also, I finally tried that sourdough starter recipe you sent me a few weeks ago and it actually worked this time — third attempt was the charm apparently. My kitchen counter looks like a flour bomb went off but the smell of fresh bread was worth every bit of the mess. Anyway, just wanted to share my thoughts before I forgot them. Hope you're having a good week and that the weather where you are is better than the rain we are getting here.

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Oh, I meant to ask — how did your garden turn out this year? I remember you were trying those heirloom tomato seeds back in the spring. Mine were a mixed bag honestly, the cucumbers went crazy but the peppers were a little slow. I ended up pickling a bunch of the cucumbers and they turned out really good, just a simple dill brine with some garlic and peppercorns. Next year I think I will try starting everything indoors a few weeks earlier to get a jump on the season. My neighbor swears by that method and her garden always looks amazing. Also, I finally got around to organizing my garage over the weekend and found an old box of photos from high school that made me laugh way too hard. Time really flies. Anyway, let me know if you want any seeds for next spring — I saved a bunch from this year and would be happy to share. Hope you and your family are doing well and staying busy with all the good stuff.

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<div style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; display:none; font-size:1px; line-height:1; color:transparent;">Oh, I meant to ask — how did your garden turn out this year? I remember you were trying those heirloom tomato seeds back in the spring. Mine were a mixed bag honestly, the cucumbers went crazy but the peppers were a little slow. I ended up pickling a bunch of the cucumbers and they turned out really good, just a simple dill brine with some garlic and peppercorns. Next year I think I will try starting everything indoors a few weeks earlier to get a jump on the season. My neighbor swears by that method and her garden always looks amazing. Also, I finally got around to organizing my garage over the weekend and found an old box of photos from high school that made me laugh way too hard. Time really flies. Anyway, let me know if you want any seeds for next spring — I saved a bunch from this year and would be happy to share. Hope you and your family are doing well and staying busy with all the good stuff.</div>
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