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I think we should probably go with the earlier date for the get-together instead of pushing it out another week. Sarah mentioned she has that thing on the 12th and then I've got that other commitment the weekend after so it seems like the 5th is the only window where everyone is actually free. Let me know what you think because I want to make sure we lock something down before people start booking up. Also I was looking at that place you recommended near the park and the menu looks really solid. I think we should just pick a couple of options and go from there rather than overthinking it. Anyway let me know your thoughts when you get a chance.

Also I finally started that book you gave me a few months ago and I have to say I get why you were so insistent about it. The first chapter was a little slow but once I got past the setup the writing really clicked for me. I am only about halfway through but I already want to talk about it with someone who has read it. Maybe we can grab coffee soon and catch up properly.

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Yeah I totally agree with your take on the renovation timeline. If we push the cabinet install to next month then we are going to have to figure out the countertop situation separately and honestly that sounds like a headache I do not want to deal with. I think we should just keep everything on the same schedule even if it means we have to store some stuff for a week or two. Also I finally found a paint color that works for the hallway and it looks way better than I expected.

Anyway we should probably firm up the contractor dates by the end of this week so they can order the materials. I know you said you wanted to wait on the flooring but I think if we lock it all in now we can avoid the summer rush and probably save a bit too.

Thanks again for helping me think through all of this. You have a much better sense for these projects than I do and I really appreciate it. Catch up soon I hope.

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        Yeah I totally agree with your take on the renovation timeline. If we push the cabinet install to next month then we are going to have to figure out the countertop situation separately and honestly that sounds like a headache I do not want to deal with. I think we should just keep everything on the same schedule even if it means we have to store some stuff for a week or two. Also I finally found a paint color that works for the hallway and it looks way better than I expected.<br><br>Anyway we should probably firm up the contractor dates by the end of this week so they can order the materials. I know you said you wanted to wait on the flooring but I think if we lock it all in now we can avoid the summer rush and probably save a bit too.<br><br>Thanks again for helping me think through all of this. You have a much better sense for these projects than I do and I really appreciate it. Catch up soon I hope.
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