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Hey, thanks for reaching out!  We finally decided to adopt a puppy from the local shelter.  It's been a whirlwind week.  He's a mix of lab and something smaller, maybe terrier.  He has way too much energy for such a small body.  He chewed the corner of my favorite rug yesterday, but honestly, I can't even stay mad at that face.  We are slowly learning basic commands.  Sit is hit or miss, but he has mastered 'puppy eyes'.  I'll send you a picture once he stays still long enough.  It's a lot of work but totally worth it.  The first night was rough. He cried for an hour. I ended up sleeping next to his crate.  My back is still sore, but he settled down.  We have a vet appointment next week for his final shots.  After that, the dog park awaits.  It's amazing how much joy a little creature brings.  Even with the chewed rug and sleepless nights, I wouldn't trade it.  I'll keep you posted on his progress!

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Hey, thanks for reaching out!  We finally decided to adopt a puppy from the local shelter.  It's been a whirlwind week.  He's a mix of lab and something smaller, maybe terrier.  He has way too much energy for such a small body.  He chewed the corner of my favorite rug yesterday, but honestly, I can't even stay mad at that face.  We are slowly learning basic commands.  Sit is hit or miss, but he has mastered 'puppy eyes'.  I'll send you a picture once he stays still long enough.  It's a lot of work but totally worth it.  The first night was rough. He cried for an hour. I ended up sleeping next to his crate.  My back is still sore, but he settled down.  We have a vet appointment next week for his final shots.  After that, the dog park awaits.  It's amazing how much joy a little creature brings.  Even with the chewed rug and sleepless nights, I wouldn't trade it.  I'll keep you posted on his progress!
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