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I tried that sourdough recipe you sent me and honestly it was way easier than I expected. I was nervous about the starter because I’ve killed plants before but this one actually bubbled up on day three. The first loaf came out a little flat but the crust was perfect and my kids ate half of it before it even cooled down. I think I overproofed the second batch so it was a bit dense but still tasted good with butter. I’m going to try adding some rosemary and sea salt next time like you suggested. My kitchen smelled amazing for hours. Let me know if you’ve tried any other variations because I’m hooked now. I never thought I’d be someone who gets excited about flour and water but here we are. The whole process is kind of meditative actually. Mixing the dough and waiting and watching it change. It’s nice to make something with your hands that doesn’t involve a screen. Anyway thanks again for the tip. I’ll send you a photo of the next one if it turns out presentable.

 

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I finally started that vegetable garden I’ve been talking about for years. I built three raised beds in the backyard last weekend and filled them with a mix of topsoil and compost. I planted tomatoes cucumbers bell peppers and some basil and cilantro. The seedlings are already starting to poke through the soil which feels like a small miracle every time I check. I spent way too much money at the nursery but the guy working there was really helpful and talked me out of buying plants that wouldn’t survive our climate. I’ve been watering every morning before the sun gets too high and I made a little drip irrigation system from a kit I found online. It’s not perfect but it works. My neighbor gave me some marigold seeds to plant around the border because he says they keep pests away. I have no idea if that’s true but they look cheerful so I’m trying it. I check the beds every evening after work just to see what changed. It’s become a really nice way to unwind. I’ll send you pictures when things start producing.

 

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